This Shit is Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S

I was “sternly talked to” by a security guard for taking this, but — why isn’t there a single ripe banana?

I am ashamed of you, Bowery Whole Foods.

With All Due Respect

Yeah, tell me about it.

I Am In Legal Drama Withdrawal (And, Like, 50 Years Old, Apparently)

I never thought I’d have to say this, but there are actually not enough Law & Order reruns on cable these days.

TNT, for instance, only has one episode scheduled for tomorrow. What the fuck, man? What happened to the days where you could find an old school episode of this show at any given time? It was like video-on-demand, but free!

And now I find out that new episodes of the mothership won’t even be back until March? Dude, come on.

(Also, Special Victims Unit and Criminal Intent don’t count. Because SVU blows. Really fucking hard. And CI is good, but there’s a limit to how much Vincent D’Onofrio a guy can handle, you know?)

Maybe I’ll go watch that Hipster Grifter episode again…

Is ‘All of the Above’ an Option?

as a matter of fact, I do.

Missing D-Sawyer Already

George Stephanopoulos and “JuJu?”

What’s even the point anymore?